juliankoster:

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

(Source: fandombarf)

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

(Source: geekyhatter)

(Source: iraffiruse)

drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho)

babygoatsandfriends:

eula-for-a-blank:

Triple screen Goat Simulator setup.

wow.

welovekanyewest:

Kanye on water bottles

welovekanyewest:

Kanye on water bottles

(Source: benigoat)