let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
I was talking to this girl and body hair came up in the convo. I just passingly mentioned that I shaved my whole body when I was younger and she thought it was like an experimentation/feminine curiosity thing so she said, “It’s great that you’re so open with your sexuality like that.” But in truth I had only shaved my whole body because I thought it would make me run faster. It didn’t :/
I hate winter because that means I have to actually zip up my coat and so everyone won’t see the glory that is my outfit.
i wish i could rip my soul out of my body and just roam around the universe
When that heartbeat drop
Vine by: Jerry Purpdrank
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins